Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Attention Beauty Competitions!

The jig is up. You no longer need to bother with the Interview questions to reveal intelligence (snigger!) and personality (guffaw!). We know it is just filler.

Miss Teen South Carolina was asked: ”Recent polls have shown 1/5 of Americans can’t locate the US on a world map why do you think this is?” This was her answer:



Um. Like .Yeah. Einstein here still managed to be the third runner-up.

The correct answer to the question was: In North America we have placed more value on being attractive, rich and famous. Education takes a back seat (I am sure you are familiar with the back seat Miss Teen South Carolina!) Accountability and personal integrity are ideals for an age long past. With our no fail, social promotion, let’s-not-hurt-their little-self-esteem system in which diplomas are given out like tic tacs, why would you expect any less?

So Miss Teen South Carolina next time you are asked a question that requires you to think, just do what you do best and flash your tits.

You would have gotten to first place had you done that.

6 comments:

kodak said...

She also got international coverage on Jay Leno with that. Interesting though, her lack of an answer was itself an answer to the question. However, there's hope (dubious hope that is), a certain US president didn't know the leaders of 4 world hot spots just prior to getting elected.

nadinebc said...

Things just keep getting better don't they. I laughed until I cried whenI saw this yesterday.

Certifiable (Ann) said...

So glad to meet you! It's so sad when some of us Newfie's have to leave home. As they say "you can take a newfie out of Newfoundland but you can't take Nefoundland out of the Newfie!

WhitbyDude01 said...

I can't say I was really surprised by this, and for the same reasons you mentioned.

How far can good looks get you in this world? Are we programmed to want people with good looks to become more successful? I actually saw a study on television one time imply that it wasn't just a sexual thing...people in general will treat others of the same sex as well as the opposite sex with more respect, kinder, more willing to help, etc.

I have to say though....that bitch was f#$king dummmmmmmmb....

Nuclear Mom said...

Nail meet head of hammer.

jen c said...

oh that is SCARY. and priceless.